Vacation Pits

I am trying to enroll for classes this fall to finish my BA. Now I already have my AA, so how hard is it? Hard! This stupid ass university is requiring me to have each class I took out of state (EVERY class) evaluated. This involves filling out an evaluation form and attaching a syllabus. A syllabus? Where the frack am I supposed to find a syllabus for General Chemistry I that I took in 1994? Oh and then Biology? Classes are only good for 7 years. Jump back. That is so not cool.

I have gone to seven colleges and I only have my AA degree. If I can get all of my courses approved, I will only need 23 credits to finish my BA.

Again I say Jump Back. Fingers crossed people. I may finish before I am old enough to order the Senior Special at Denny's.

Senior citizens get the best crap, don't they? I always look at the senior menus and think, another 25 years and watch out, I am getting the early bird special every single day.

It's important to have a long term goal.

Well that is my afternoon. I am ready to start vacation. I bought some pizza bites for $1 at Walgreens that I am going to heat up now. I'll keep you updated on how that works out for me.

Oh and I bought some new clinical strength secret deodorant. It's supposed to block the sweat holes in your pits from leaking out sweat into your clothes (at least that is how I understand the mechanism of it). I'll let you know how that works out too. Your supposed to put it on - and this is important - at night.

Great, another thing to remember. I am going to add it to my list of important things, right after #37 - pants go on first, THEN shoes.

Crackers!

2007-06-15 at 4:36 p.m.