Then I wonder why I'm tired.
I also have diarrhea.
Is there a connection? I don't know.
The good news is I have no appetite. Why is that good news? Because of the fatness that is me. Also? Food costs money and now I can save that money I would normally spend on food and buy something else.
No, not a hamster.
Is that all you think about?
I can't wait to move. Two more months.
Someone stole a laptop here where I work. Yesterday they were questioning us about it.
I got called into the president's office.
I hung up the phone and thought, shoot, that can't be good.
It's only been 3 months since I was fired from my last job.
So I go in all nervous and sweating and then it is about the stolen laptop.
What a relief! Glad I didn't steal it.
Of course with the profuse sweating, I made a gamey suspect.
They asked if I knew anything about it, when they suspect it was stolen, on the 27th.
I said no, but quickly followed with "but I stayed late that night and no one else was here".
They asked if I had seen anyone walk out of the building with a suspicious box.
I said no, but quickly followed with "but I have been taking boxes out of here for the past week because I'm moving".
Dang, what is wrong with me? Why don't I just confess to it?
I blame the lack of sleep.
Yes, that's it.
I had to sign a form stating I knew nothing. Oh and that I might have to take a lie detector test. I've always wanted to take one of those.
But if they ask me to, I'll probably refuse.
Just to be obstinate.
I went to Wal-Mart yesterday. I am aware I spend a large amount of time at a place I claim to hate.
But listen, we all have our issues.
They have these fruit of the loom matching bra and underpants sets.
How cute are they?
Like so cute.
I bought 4 bras and 8 pairs of underpants.
Yellow with lime green and pink stripes, and pink with little flowers.
Cute ass stuff, I kid you not.
Having matching bras and underpants makes me unusually happy.
Almost, but not quite as much as hamsters.
2006-02-02 at 9:11 a.m.