Trailer Park

Trailer Park

There's a new episode of Buffy on tonight, but I'm such a spoiler whore that I already read the entire wildfeed so there will be no surprises.


Today a dental rep came and dropped off some of the Cool Mint Listerine oral care strips. Those things are wicked strong. It was like a party in my mouth and everyone was invited. Seriously helpful after a lunch consisting of garlic flavored melba toast. Don't ask. She also gave me a little key chain to hold the little strips in - so easily impressed aren't I? Oooh, and a silver pen in a clear case that I originally thought was a rectal thermometer. Glad I was wrong about that.


I'm a little hopped up today on a combination of Xenadrine and diet coke. The bottle does say not to take with caffiene, but I didn't really feel that applied to me. Kind of how when I was A Smoker, I never felt that "may cause lung cancer" warning applied to me. It didn't actually say specifically "Kimberly, you may get lung cancer" now did it? Yes, I do create my own reality. Now I feel all twitchy, but in a good way. Also, no hunger whatsoever which is cool since I feel like I've gained about 300 pounds what with this whole water retention thing I've got happening today, adding to my general irritability.


I have to mail in my RSVP for my 10 year high school reunion by today. Should I go? I can't decide. I didn't go to the prom, primarily due to the fact that I was roughly the size of Shamu and probably too stoned to buy a dress. The smoking of those funny cigarettes may have contributed to my size since I spent most of my senior year watching "Scooby Doo" while eating Cheetos and tubs of cake frosting. Call me crazy, but I think there's some sort of connection between the two. Anyhow, holy hell where was I? Right, reunion. The main reason I want to go is to see who has gotten morbidly obese, who's living in the trailer court with 10 kids and a third husband, who's been the victim of a hunting accident - trust me, these are all possibilities based on the people I knew in high school. One guy I know was struck dead by lightening right after graduation - it was that kind of a town. Still, I know it will not be fun, but then I guess it's not supposed to be, kind of like life in general.


2002-05-14 at 2:50 p.m.


2002-05-14 at 2:50 p.m.