I'll bring that suggestion up at the next board of directors meeting.
On the way home last night, this guy started flashing his lights and honking at me, so I flipped him off and sped away.
Then I realized I didn't have my lights on.
So the flipping off was probably inappropriate.
Everyone is ordering chinese food for lunch today and I forgot my money so instead I am eating stale cheetos. I'm kind of pissed about that.
I think dolphins are kind of evil and will one day rise up and reclaim the earth. Why do you think they are always washing up on shore? It's no accident, wake up man, they are trying to attack. There are no mistakes when it comes to the mighty dolphin.
My friends laugh at me when I say this, but when we go on our cruise and one of them gets eaten while paying $125 for a videotaped "swimming with the dolphins" experience, I am so going to laugh.
Then I'm going to go home and replay the video tape and laugh some more.
2005-09-30 at 11:09 a.m.