If you make a rental car reservation through Budget Rent-A-Car and you make that reservation for a Honda Accord, and the fine print of your reservation says "or similar vehicle" and you get to the rental car counter with your Honda reservation and they give you keys to a a GIANT light blue Dodge Soccer Mom Caravan, you know what? That is so not similar.

That's all I'm saying about my trip to Chicago today.

2006-04-04 at 3:57 p.m.