Pants Princess

Last night I organized 3,793 pairs of Dockers pants. At least that is my estimate. I organized by style (flat front, pleated, stowaway pocket, cuffed, etc.). I know this is fascinating. Then, just to be rebellious, I organized by color. See at Dullardís they like to mix all the colors together, they think it is more visually appealing to see a stack of pants containing khaki, black, dark khaki, green, light khaki pants. I think that is a dumbass way to organize pants so I did it the Toastcrumbs way. And that way would be by color. Yes, thatís right, by color. I said it.

Bill Dullard, the CEO of the Dullard family, is coming to visit today, hence the pant folding/organizing mess. I think he will see how much effort I put in on those pants and just be so proud. He will know how devoted I am to making Dullardís the number one pants seller.

I think there will probably be a little something extra in my paycheck this week . . .

Some people just came in and sat in the lobby. I donít know what my obligation to them is. I think I shall ignore them.

I am the best executive assistant ever. For serious.

Speaking of, I have an interview this morning at 11:30. Wish me a new job.

I really, really, really need to start going to bed before 2:00 a.m. Since I have to wake up at 6:30 a.m., itís a problem. I just seem to function better at night.

I will end this now because I am boring myself just by typing it.


2005-08-16 at 9:06 a.m.