2008-06-12 - Daydreamer
2008-05-08 - Oranges
2008-05-01 - Denver in Spring
2008-04-22 - Some Random Facts as I am too tired to think up a real super exciting entry
2008-04-15 - Space Kleenex
2008-04-11 - Dead Bird Feet
2008-04-10 - Outfits
2008-04-08 - Porn Blender
2008-04-02 - That's It
2008-03-31 - Pfftttttttttttt
2008-03-12 - Poly what?
2008-02-23 - So Grape
2008-02-18 - Working for The Man
2008-02-04 - 2-4-08
2007-12-20 - Disco Disco Duck
2007-12-13 - Poop head
2007-12-10 - Damn Kids
2007-12-07 - Day of the Dead
2007-12-05 - Nothing Much
2007-12-04 - It's a mystery
2007-12-03 - Cat Scratch Fever
2007-12-03 - Cat Scratch Fever
2007-11-30 - OSMWT
2007-11-30 - Fat Raccoon, Fuzzy Butt and Orange Cat
2007-11-30 - Fat Raccoon, Fuzzy Butt and Orange Cat
2007-11-30 - Fat Raccoon, Fuzzy Butt and Orange Cat
2007-11-29 - pants pants pants
2007-11-28 - Improved Flavor
2007-11-27 - Mmm, roasty
2007-11-27 - Cardiganaholic
2007-11-26 - Just do it
2007-11-26 - Smack Shoes
2007-11-26 - Smack Shoes
2007-11-26 - Smack Shoes
2007-11-21 - Shaky Balls
2007-11-13 - Urinal Cake
2007-11-09 - Love Bed
2007-11-08 - What?
2007-11-07 - Blog Day
2007-11-01 - Cheese Drive
2007-10-18 - October 18th
2007-10-16 - Raging slacks
2007-10-12 - CVS Underpants
2007-09-12 - She was a showgirl
2007-09-06 - Toastcrumbzilla
2007-08-15 - I am so bored all of the time
2007-08-08 - Cubicle Barber
2007-08-03 - Bruised Underpants
2007-08-01 - Punch Happy
2007-07-18 - Stuff It
2007-07-17 - Stabby
2007-07-17 - Humidified Poohuahuas
2007-07-17 - Humidified Poohuahuas
2007-07-16 - Paperclip
2007-07-13 - Tags
2007-07-13 - Breakfast
2007-07-12 - Man Soup
2007-07-12 - Man Soup
2007-07-11 - To Do
2007-06-27 - CHOAD Today
2007-06-26 - Oily Ass Spray - Yes, that's right, Oily Ass Spray
2007-06-15 - Vacation Pits
2007-06-11 - Killer Frogs from Hell
2007-06-01 - Angry Cat in a Hot Wool Skirt
2007-04-30 - Lift Gum
2007-04-23 - Fat for Humanity
2007-04-20 - More than 37 cents, burn!
2007-04-19 - Swallow Underpants
2007-04-18 - Fat Penguin
2007-04-18 - ...
2007-04-17 - Chicken Croissants and Lax Tea
2007-04-13 - Crocked Pot
2007-04-13 - Soupy
2007-04-12 - Buddha Buddy
2007-04-12 - Happy Un-Birthday
2007-04-12 - Lunch Lies
2007-03-29 - Burrito Brain
2006-12-19 - Gorilla Toast
2006-10-02 - Easy Maccacunnio
2006-09-29 - Shot of Espresso
2006-09-13 - Policy
2006-09-11 - Ding
2006-09-06 - Mmmmm, sandy
2006-09-06 - Tomato Soup
2006-09-06 - Tomato Soup
2006-09-05 - Even Dogs Know to Come In Out of the Sun
2006-06-23 - Toastware
2006-06-23 - A Month in the Life of Toast
2006-05-26 - Monster Mash
2006-05-23 - Bagel Butt
2006-05-22 - Four Penises and a Nap
2006-05-11 - Take the good, take the bad
2006-05-10 - You can't make me
2006-05-08 - USDA Cheese
2006-04-18 - Not sure
2006-04-04 - Similar
2006-03-23 - Converted Carbs
2006-03-23 - Swifty Samba
2006-03-22 - Swifty
2006-03-21 - Blood Ring
2006-03-14 - Ass Cat
2006-03-10 - South Beach Nostrils
2006-03-03 - I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish
2006-03-03 - Stuff and more stuff
2006-03-02 - You Don't Know
2006-02-28 - Thanks Mom
2006-02-27 - Downward Dog
2006-02-15 - MacGyvering It
2006-02-14 - Poop
2006-02-13 - Road Trip 2006
2006-02-13 - Tag Hag
2006-02-08 - Family Portraits
2006-02-08 - Bracelet Sweets
2006-02-06 - Felony Shower
2006-02-05 - Pressure to think up a title is too much
2006-02-04 - Whore Hair
2006-02-03 - Stroke Music
2006-02-02 - Cute Underpants
2006-02-01 - Cheesy Dude
2006-01-27 - I'm not going to respond to it
2006-01-27 - Fat Furry Butt
2006-01-26 - Stupidhead
2006-01-26 - Fish Hat
2006-01-24 - Yo no soy esa mujer
2006-01-23 - Roar
2006-01-23 - Exactly
2006-01-19 - Dips of Death
2006-01-19 - Meat, shoes, cheese and of course, hamsters
2006-01-18 - Miami is nice, so I'll say it twice
2006-01-17 - Miami Heat
2006-01-15 - Stretch Pants of Fake Cows
2006-01-14 - Fight for your right to par-ty
2006-01-12 - The Youngest One in Curls
2006-01-02 - New Year 2005
2005-12-20 - Macaroni and Cheeeeeeeese
2005-12-19 - Crapsicle
2005-12-15 - Captain Crunch
2005-12-13 - Diet Squooshies
2005-12-13 - Meowy Christmas
2005-12-12 - Perfect Taste
2005-12-09 - Twirly Bird
2005-12-08 - Crunchy Texture, Unique Shape
2005-12-08 - Sausage Slice
2005-12-07 - Pain Reliever
2005-12-06 - This Show Makes the Little Baby Jesus Cry
2005-12-05 - Sweet
2005-12-01 - Toxic Fun
2005-12-01 - You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it give you the milk for free
2005-11-10 - I Need for Someone to Buy Me A Drink or 12
2005-11-04 - Dodge This
2005-11-03 - Life
2005-11-01 - Indescribable
2005-10-08 - Life Aquatic
2005-10-07 - Damn!
2005-10-05 - Feel Good Inc.
2005-10-03 - Ruffles have Ridges
2005-09-30 - Toxic
2005-09-29 - Count Chocula
2005-09-28 - Have You Seen My Keys??
2005-09-27 - Cornflakes never change their stripes
2005-09-23 - I Love Pancakes
2005-09-22 - Frogs are sticky
2005-09-21 - Piles of Crap
2005-09-19 - Living the Dream
2005-09-16 - The Bees have stopped Buzzing . . . forever
2005-09-15 - What has your toilet done for you lately?
2005-09-13 - The Real Hive of Death
2005-09-12 - First Annual Dullards
2005-09-09 - Shins of a Crack Whore
2005-09-08 - Moooeeey Grand-day
2005-09-02 - Later
2005-08-30 - Miracle Job
2005-08-29 - Superfun Times
2005-08-22 - Blue Foamy Toilet
2005-08-19 - *-*
2005-08-18 - Blah, blah, blah, bitchcakes
2005-08-17 - McNuggets of Happiness
2005-08-16 - Hot as Dog's Balls
2005-08-16 - Pants Princess
2005-08-12 - Skills
2005-08-11 - Funky Stuff
2005-08-10 - My Data Entry Dream
2005-08-09 - Goals
2005-08-08 - Duh, duh, duh, Dullards
2005-08-08 - Just One Thing
2005-08-05 - Gangster Toast
2005-08-05 - Hives of Death
2005-08-04 - Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2005-08-03 - Giant Underpants
2005-08-03 - Dullard's
2005-08-03 - The Belching Dead
2005-08-02 - Hamster Funk
2005-08-01 - Job History
2005-07-29 - Happy Pills
2005-07-26 - Tennis Balls of Death
2005-06-30 - Pictures
2005-06-27 - Bad Dog
2005-06-27 - Asphalt Taquito
2005-06-14 - Some Good Florida Stuff
2005-06-13 - The One and Only Orange Cat
2005-06-13 - Orange Cat
2005-06-08 - Just Die Already
2005-05-25 - Kansas CD Player
2005-05-20 - Wonder Woman
2005-05-19 - Professional Lunch
2005-05-19 - Glue Smells Pretty
2005-05-13 - Gypsy, Fonzie, and some Dead Squirells
2005-05-03 - 5-3-05
2005-04-06 - Kayaking
2005-03-24 - Cabinets (or I'm Sooooooooooooo Bored Today)
2005-03-24 - Animal Madness
2005-03-18 - This Other Time at Boot Camp . . .
2005-03-18 - -
2005-03-10 - Like
2005-03-02 - How? Why? What? Three excellent questions
2005-03-01 - One Time, at Boot Camp
2005-02-28 - Burn in Hell Billy
2005-02-23 - My real name is . . .
2005-02-22 - Juice
2005-02-16 - Dix!e C@rter, Classy
2005-02-16 - Childhood
2005-02-15 - -
2005-01-10 - Ramble, ramble, little bramble
2003-09-15 - Neon Colored World
2003-07-27 - Flat Tire, Dead Battery and Monkey Rage
2003-06-29 - Puffy One Legged Freak
2002-05-30 - Anim@l Pl@net
2003-05-22 - Eat Gas
2003-05-13 - Crunchy
2003-04-21 - Fungus
2003-04-01 - RIP L@rry the Fish
2003-03-20 - Welcome to Ass Is1and
2003-01-14 - Dillos
2003-01-06 - Saturday Nigh Conversation
2003-01-05 - Blowing C@t chunks
2002-12-15 - Stinkin' Hellh0le
2002-11-24 - Syrup
2002-11-12 - Best Friend
2002-10-31 - H@lloween
2002-10-25 - Life of a Temp
2002-10-25 - Burnt Cat Hair
2002-10-23 - Blink
2002-10-14 - The One where I fall in the Trash
2002-10-01 - L1zards and L0ve Bugs
2002-09-05 - Pondering
2002-08-29 - Excitement
2002-08-20 - Looking Good
2002-08-16 - Sick
2002-08-12 - R0y@ls B@seball
2002-08-08 - Jell-0 Shots
2002-08-01 - Moving
2002-08-01 - G@rfield Sucks
2002-07-31 - Deodor@ant Bands
2002-07-30 - Dumb@ss Rules
2002-07-29 - Hell
2002-07-24 - Amusing
2002-07-23 - H0t Enough for you???
2002-07-18 - 0ffice Retreat
2002-07-12 - Wonderbr@s & Big Berth@
2002-07-11 - Slide
2002-07-01 - An@l Sacs
2002-06-28 - Uh
2002-06-20 - Groundh0g Day Massacre
2002-06-19 - Staples
2002-06-11 - Grocery Store
2002-06-07 - Don't call me Loretta
2002-06-05 - Crazy Sp@tula Chick
2002-06-04 - Office T@lk
2002-05-31 - Pink Buzz
2002-05-31 - Remote Control
2002-05-30 - Hold Please
2002-05-29 - Random
2002-05-24 - Never trust a Hairstylist named M@ndy
2002-05-22 - D0dge Ne0ns Suck
2002-05-14 - Trailer Park
2002-04-24 - In Which I Attempt to List Every Person I Have EVER Met in My Life