Meowy Christmas

Yesterday, I received my Christmas present from my mom. Be amazed:

A denim purse with a furry cat on the front.
A size 3X lime green t-shirt. With a cat screen printed on the front.
A pair of socks. With cats on them.
Three giant boxes of marshmallow peeps. Shaped like cats.
A pair of underpants with - wait for it - a cat on the front
A single serving box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal. No cats that I could find.

What does this all mean? Other than my mom is insane, that goes without saying.

Possibly she is suggesting that I should just become a cat lady. A really fat one. With clean underpants.

I donít know why she canít just send a check. Honestly.

I donít know if thatís better or worse than the time my dad gave me an emergency roadside assistance kit for Christmas, complete with flares and orange cones.

I guess if the cones had been shaped like cats, maybe it would have been better.




2005-12-13 at 11:32 a.m.