Lunch Lies

Sometimes for lunch I will eat an entire tube of Pringles and a whole container of dip. French onion dip, or should that be unavailable at the local 7-11, ranch dip.

It's an impressive process.

I usually (always) go and place the empty tube of Pringles in one trash can and the dip in another location strategically away from the first (based on a complex math formula which I cannot at this time divulge).

I have huge insecurities what the Bosnian cleaning staff thinks of my eating habits for no god given reason.

Also, when I drink more than 2 diet cokes a day, I dispose of the other empty bottles in well-placed trash cans throughout the office.

My work is never done.

2007-04-12 at 12:20 p.m.