Jell-0 Shots

Being a mature adult and all, I had forgotten the amazingness of a little thing called Jell-0. Last night, it all came back to me. Jell-0 shots are the best...not only because you get drunk very quickly, but because they turn your tongue different primary colors. They work like little magic time release drunk pills and if you eat too many, you could become a floor ornament. Or if your me for example, being a total lightweight girl, you might wind up back at your apartment sitting with your head in your hands, trying not to vomit, while telling your cat, “Oh man, I am sooooo drunk.” Yeah, I am classy like that. There's always room for Jell-0.

2002-08-08 at 12:17 p.m.