I had a pumpkin spice latte this morning. I couldn't help it. I wanted to say plain coffee, but it seemed so . . . plan. So to cancel out the calories, I have decided to give up food. I'll let you know how long that lasts.
My car was making a funny noise this morning. It sounded like this: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. There is no way that is a good thing. I made the sound over the phone to the mechanic. He remained unimpressed. So we shall see. Perhaps I should try putting in more than $2.01 in gas at a time. See my bank has this keep the change program and they match your funds for the first three months, so I get $2.01 worth of gas every day in an effort to max out the matching plan. Genius? Why yes, yes I am.
It is finally fall in Florida. You know what that means? The temperature has dropped to a blustery 89 degrees. I know, seems like only yesterday it was 94. Oh wait, that was yesterday. Anyhow, Florida. What else can you say?
I wonder if it is too early to make a cup of Easy Mac* . . . but really, is it every too early for Easy Mac? I think the answer is clear.
*Easy Mac does not count as real food. It's too orange, and everyone knows that foods that are too orange do not count as food. This rule also applies to Cheetos, naturally.
2006-10-02 at 11:23 a.m.