Don't Touch

I may have had a panic attack this morning when I found out that the repairs on my car will be over $600. Repairs on a car that is barely a year old. Ok, fine the car is ten years old, but I have only had that thing a year. And it is under warranty, okay? But apparently there is a lot of shit that is not covered by that crap ass warranty and that is also apparently the shit that is wrong with my car.

So yes, boo.

I was having trouble breathing after hanging up the phone with the mechanic, but then I google pictures of a cat in a tree with the "hang in there" slogan and all was right with the world.

Hang in there, baby!

Tomorrow is my last day at my job, yippee. Get. Me. Out. of. Here!!!!


Snippet of a conversation between me and a three year old on Sunday morning during a bathroom break.

3 year old boy(from inside the stall): Teacher?

Me (yes, I was the teacher!): Yes?

3 year old boy: Did you know that if you don't touch the penis, you don't have to wash your hands??


Words to live by friends, words to live by.

2009-02-24 at 3:17 p.m.