Dips of Death

My second entry of the day (in under an hour, my job keeps me wicked busy as you can see) because I just won these shoes on Ebay.

I am fully willing to accept that I have a problem, however I wish to receive no help.

At the request of Diesel (currently locked) I give you my recipes for dip from the Party of the Century:

Salsa Recipe:

1. Go to store and buy a big container of salsa.
2. Dump salsa in bowl.
3. Serve with - and this is key - chips.

Hummus Recipe:
Repeat steps 1-3 above, substituting hummus for salsa and crackers for chips.

French Onion Dip Recipe:
Repeat steps 1-3 above, substituting french onion dip for hummus. BUT you can serve with BOTH chips and crackers.

Cream Cheese Recipe:

Ok, this one I actually made, shut up, right? Is really good and easy to make and impresses people with your culinary skills, so I would definitely recommend. Ok, put on your nice socks, here we go:


8 ounces cream cheese, softened
8 ounces sour cream
8 ounces parmesan cheese, fresh or canned (I prefer canned because processed, dehydrogenated foods are swell)
1 tomato, diced
3-4 green onions, chopped

Mix first three ingredients together. Add last two ingredients and stir. Add some parsley. Chill for twenty minutes. Serve and let the compliments wash over you.

*Be careful, this dip is very addicting. I have eaten a whole bowl of it in the past. I'm not proud of it, but these things just happen sometimes for no apparent reason.

2006-01-19 at 9:21 a.m.