I am drinking FUZE Cranberry Raspberry 5 calorie per serving stuff. The cap says stop & FUZE yourself! But I don't think I'll do that, I bruise easily. Like a ripe banana.
It also contains Citrimax which, get this, is KNOWN to supress appetite. Also? It reduces the conversion of carbohydrates into fat AND promotes weight loss.
I am going to be in the double zero size that Banana Republic is pimping before you know it. Soon I will be saying, "ugh, I am like so totally swimming in these double zero gaucho pants, do you like have any triple zeros in the back?"
Because in my mind, wearing that small of a size would cause me to use the word "like" much more often.
Then my new friends Nicole Richie and Mary-Kate and I will all take the Land Rover and go shopping together and it will be so fun. Maybe later we will smoke cigarettes and mainline citrimax and then we will all fuze each other. It will be such a scene.
See, I told you I was bored.
2006-03-23 at 10:56 a.m.