He looks at me and I look at him and we both know the situation. He runs. I run after him. Stupid Siamese Cat runs downstairs to hide, but he's leaving a trail of dark blue paw prints which lead me right to him. Also? I can see his tail under the chair and I've told him 379 times that it's not really hiding if I can see his furry assed tail.
Stupid Siamese Cat is seriously the worst hider ever.
After I cleaned up all the paw prints - of which there were many - I had to clean stupid Siamese Cat's paw. Have you ever tried to clean dark blue paint off of a cat's paw? Because that stuff gets all up in between the toes and it's just unpleasantness for all involved.
If Siamese Cat doesn't stop doing stupid things I am trading him in for a hamster. A really nice one.
2005-09-29 at 12:12 p.m.