Burrito Brain

Diaryland Ė where have I been? Hmmm . . . mainly eating a lot of Chipotle burritos judging by the elastic waistband on my skirt.

Still here at the worldís most boring job. I know I say that often, but this time I really mean it. Really. Iíve started designing jewelry at my desk among other things. Besides eating burritos. Naturally.

The IT department here has a horribly nasty habit of monitoring my internet usage and reading my e-mails. After giving that much thought, I have decided I donít care. My ability to think in such logical ways separates me from the filthy animals of the world. Like turtles. So monitor away, boys! And if you are reading this, IT Department Creeps, I would really appreciate it if I could be able to access Ebay from my computer. I find it rather cruel that you would block such a site for no apparent reason. Thank you for your cooperation.

I was contacted by a magazine thru my etsy site. They said they wanted to photograph two of my bracelets for their June issue. I was worried that maybe they were trying to trick me into some sort of sex scheme, but it turns out it was a real magazine. I was kind of excited once I realized I wouldnít be forced to become a third world sex slave.

Iíve seen Dateline, I know what goes on in the world.

Anyhow, I packaged up the bracelets and sent them off. Two weeks later they were returned (nicely wrapped). No note? No, no note. So I guess I will wait for the June issue and see.

No, Iím not telling you the name of the magazine. Unless my stuff is in it and then I will have it listed here in 24 point bold font.

No, wait, 36 point bold font. That is right, 36 points people.

Then I designed a website for my friend. I mean I have around . . . oh letís just say 8 free hours a day to do stuff like that. Itís located here. (I didnít pick the name). Itís simple, but thatís ok. I donít really like flash animation, and more importantly, I have no idea how to use it. Letís not get bogged down in details.

Figuring out how to upload the site to the world wide interweb was a process. Yes, a process. Where the heck is Al Gore when you need him? Anyhow, after 1:00 a.m. last night, the F in FTP transfer had a completely different meaning. Figure it out, I know you can do it.

Iím still fixing stuff on it, some of the color lines are off, some of the links donít work, and some of the pages arenít centered. I work for free though, take what you can get.

Of course, I made a link to myself on the related links page, it can be found here. should you be so inclined to look at it. Itís not done yet and I have no idea what to price the crap at, but I have the next 7 hours to figure that one out.

Ok, that is all for now.

2007-03-29 at 10:15 a.m.