When I start updating my diary, I fully expect everyone else to do so as well. So far compliance is low. I’m waiting to go to lunch while Joe is out. I can’t leave the office because I have to sit here and wait for the phone not to ring.

List of jobs I have applied for this morning:

Proof Operator
Bank Teller
Administrative Assistant

List of jobs I would like to have:

Craft Maven
Superhero – preferably the flying type. With a cape and tights.
Professional Napper
Person Who Plays with Puppies All Day


I told a pirate joke in my diary many years ago, but I think it needs repeating. Here we go:

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants, walks up to the bar and orders a beer. Bartenders says, “Sure Mr. Pirate. By the way, did you know you have a steering wheel on the front of your pants?” The pirate says, “Arrrrrrrrr, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

Get it? Drivin’ me nuts? Oh I am so easily amused.

Check out the e-mail of the day from my boss regarding his expense report:

-----Original Message-----
From: Robert K
Sent: Thu 8/4/2005 7:04 AM
To: Kimberly K
Subject: RE: Alert: Payment Reminder

Has this been paid to date, yes or no? I have asked for a response from you and recevied nothing. Please email me if this has been done first thing this am when you come in. If yes, great. If not, why not and what have you done specifically to accomplish this. Please do not tell me that you are waiting for me to get back on the 15th to do something that you can do for me while I am gone. Again, please email me first thing this am on this.

Shoot, overreact much?

2005-08-04 at 12:43 p.m.