"Hey, how you doin'?"
Hobbies: Avoiding Michael Jackson, stamp collecting
"What am I? No really, what the sandwich am I?"
Name: Bunny Fufunu
Hobbies: Picking lice of self, crocheting, being mistaken for a horned shih-tzu
"Where? Where does it say 'No Peeing'?"
Name: Paco Q. Camel
Hobbies: Writing name in sand, canasta, professional long-distance spitting
"I smell butt!"
Names: Larry and Larry
Hobbies: In no particular order, butt sniffing and being butt sniffed
"So pretty, I feel oh so pretty!"
Name: Juanita Finklestein
Hobbies: Imitating a Dodge Neon, ballet for beginners
"I'm devastatingly handsome, and chicks dig me."
Name: Mr. Carl
Hobbies: Male model, riding in fast cars, trying new styling products
"So help me, if you put me in a dress, I'm going to kill all of you."
Hobbies: Frolicking with hamsters, karaoke
"Not now, on a break."
Hobbies: Freestyle tanning, smoking, identifying interesting smells.
"Mmmmm, brains . . ."
Name: The most deadly of all North American beasts - the Co-Worker Americus
Hobbies: Sucking the life from all within a 100 foot radius, drinking coffee, rendering the bathrooms gas mask worthy, forwarding chain e-mails