Saturday Nigh Conversation

S@turday night I was at a party, and what follows is an actual conversation.

Tall Guy: So do you drive the car out front with the Kansas plates?

Me: Yes, yes I do.

Tall Guy: Oh. (long pause) So are you, like from Kansas?

Me: No, no I’m not. I just thought the plates looked cool.

Tall Guy: Oh. (even longer pause). So do you, like order those off the internet, or what?

Honestly, some people should really be harvested for there organs.

2003-01-06 at 4:25 p.m.