Tall Guy: So do you drive the car out front with the Kansas plates?
Me: Yes, yes I do.
Tall Guy: Oh. (long pause) So are you, like from Kansas?
Me: No, no I’m not. I just thought the plates looked cool.
Tall Guy: Oh. (even longer pause). So do you, like order those off the internet, or what?
Honestly, some people should really be harvested for there organs.
2003-01-06 at 4:25 p.m.