I just got back from lunch with my coffee pot freak boss. We split a bottle of wine. Then someone from work showed up and sent us another bottle of wine. By my calculations (which may be slightly skewed at this moment) that brings the total to a bottle of wine each. Plus, we had lunch. I had a trout, a whole big fish, and I don't even like fish, but with the wine it was fish-a-licious. I think that there is the slightest possibility that I may be drunk which means that I am getting paid to be drunk which is pretty damn cool since the odds that I will do any sort of work this afternoon seem remote. I'm sure it will wear off soon enough, but I am currently enjoying a nice pink buzz. Must find more alcohol. Kind of sleepy now. I wish I had someone to talk to, who to call, who to call. I wish I had a turtle. I would name him Bob and he could crawl across my desk, that would be fun. Oooh, or marshmallows, I wish I had some marshmallows right now, those great big ones you can roast over a fire, except I wouldn't roast them, I would just eat them. Yes, that would be fun too.
2002-05-31 at 1:54 p.m.