Nothing interesting is going on today

My dog's breath is really kickin tonight. Smells like a cross between a wet bucket of chum and a dead squirrel. Good stuff. I wish she would stop yawning in my face to impress me. I wish I would stop inhaling to see if it smells any better.

On the plus side, I think I could probably work in a slaughterhouse without getting sick.

I joined a 24 hour gym. Now if I have the urge to work out at 2am, I have the option. Haven't had that particular urge yet, but here's hoping.

My car dies in reverse. Everytime I put it in reverse for the past 37 months I have owned it, it dies. The radio knobs fell off, the cigarette lighter quit working, the passenger door handle fell off, it leaks antifreeze, the walls are peeling, it smells like cabbage, and the check engine light is always on.

Just 2 years and 11 months and I own this magnificent bastard of a vehicle outright. Cannot wait.

If only I had thought to purchase the gap insurance, I totally would set my car on fire right now.


2011-01-30 at 9:55 p.m.