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One time I turned on the water to take a shower, then forgot and went to bed, leaving the shower running for 8 hours. Another time I was meeting friends for breakfast, went in and talked and ate for a couple hours, and then could not find my car keys. Yes, they were locked in the car and yes, the car was still running. Things like these are probably why people often describe me as being flaky and spacey more often than any other two adjectives. If I didnít have an iron that shut off automatically after 20 minutes, I would have burned down a lot more apartments.

I havenít decided how I feel about squirrels.

I had Panda Express for dinner last night. That was vital information to document.

You never forget your first crush. Mine was orange. Thank you, Iíll be here all week!


2011-08-15 at 3:35 p.m.