The wrong things that I think are right

It’s been a little over a month since I last talked to Pierre (not his real name, but I always wanted a French boyfriend), during an event that I refer to as Pierre’s List of Everything Toast has Ever Done Wrong in Her Entire Life. Most of the list was fairly accurate so I wasn’t too overly upset about any of the personality flaws that were pointed out. I’m thinking about returning his calls because I really miss my fake French boyfriend. Maybe I will just go get some french fries instead, they are much less judgmental.

2011-08-12 at 2:02 p.m.